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четвъртък, 14 ноември 2013 г.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN UNIVERSITY WHEN:




·        You hate being asked the “How`s it going with your studies?”-question.

·        You are constantly complaining that the university`s system was invented
·        with the sole purpose of tormenting you and making your life miserable.


·        As prepared and informed about your degree as you thought you were, there are always surprises. Like that class you had no idea you had to take…

·        You take an instant dislike to people who listen during lectures and frequently ask questions. Because it`s mean to try and show off in front of a crowd that doesn`t even have a clue what the topic is.


·        Sooner or later(meaning before finals week or during) you realize you too should have paid attention in class and probably asked questions. Because the course book is in some sort of elvish.

·        You believe the best time to study for an exam is a couple of days/nights/hours before it.


·        You begin calculating the minimum points needed to pass as soon as the professor announces the grading system.

·        You talk about wanting to find a job or an internship, but that would require you to do something other than wasting your time on the Internet, so you`re not rushing the search.


·        When you don`t have anything else to say in a conversation with a colleague you ask: “So what classes are you taking this semester?”

·        You can`t force yourself to study unless you`ve eaten, watched all the possible TV shows, cleaned your place and made sure no one wants to hang out.


·        There`s no such thing as being late to class, you`ve simply skipped some 20 boring minutes.

·        Eating is either something you do when you`re bored or a luxury at the end of the week/month.